Happy 18th Birthday, Nick Jonas!

Considering all he's accomplished in life, it's incredible that Nick Jonas only turns 18 today.

The singer is one-third of a successful musical group; has released a solo album; is considering a presidential campaign; and has dated both Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.

Now, he can purchase tobacco and adult movie legally, while voting in the mid-term elections! It's an exciting day for the cute artist, as we honor him with the following photo montage and ask readers to send in their birthday wishes...

Trace Cyrus on Ashley Tisdale: Worst Person Ever!

Trace Cyrus is either a jealous brother or a great brother.

In the midst of sister Miley receiving a never-ending stream of criticism for her wardrobe choices and ridiculous quotes, Trace has taken to his Twitter account and stolen a few headlines from his sibling.

Who knows if his goal is to divert negative attention from Miley or to compete with her, but one thing is certain: Dude really, really hates Ashley Tisdale! Yesterday, he Tweeted:

By far the worst person I’ve met in my life is Ashley Tisdale. I’ve never had someone who dosnt know me AT ALL make up so many rumors and bull**** about me. You don’t even know me b****.

God took me by the hand, told me not to b afraid. He told me all his secrets, I live by them everyday. Everyone has an opinion. Everyone’s opinion is always right. To them.

We have a few reactions to this: 1. Who hates Ashley Tisdale?!?
2. We're a celebrity gossip site that surfs the Web, places phone calls and spends every waking hour contacting sources around the globe for rumors and stories. Not once have we ever heard Tisdale say a word about Trace Cyrus.
3. It's incredible but true: Miley does NOT have the worst fashion taste in her family.
4. How can Tisdale be the worst person Trace has ever met? Has he never been introduced to his own sister?!?

Miley Cyrus to Paparazzi: Leave Me Alone!

It's amazing, but true: THG is on the side of Miley Cyrus. Kind of. Sort of. Mostly, at least.

Following dinner with Demi Lovato last night, the singer/actress was followed back to her car by a couple members of the paparazzi. They blinded her with their flashes and wouldn't move out of her way when asked.

Miley responded by turning her back to the cameras and covering her face, not exactly the most mature move (and one that she should have known would clearly make this into a story)... but, really, can you blame her for getting fed up?

It's one thing for reporters to cover the actions of a celebrity. It's another, far seedier thing for reporters to harass a celebrity during a meaningless night out, in the hopes of irritating said star into actually creating a supposed scandal.

That's not any kind of journalism. That's just provocation.

Fortunately, Miley has Liam Hemsworth to once again offer her comfort and support.